Queue Cruncher

[muchtooarrogant]

Random writing challenge for worldofscribble, fake advertisement.

Don't you hate wasting your time, standing around in long lines that never seem to end? Even worse, how about those lines where your anxiously waiting to get a shot at buying the new Brand X, only to have it be sold out once you do finally reach the front? Well, Ynnad Corp has the solution for those long line woes, Queue Cruncher!

Compact, lightweight, and battery powered, Queue Cruncher is a cinch to use. Just turn it on, wait for the green Ready light to begin flashing, and press the Crunch button. Queue Cruncher will measure up the distance from you to the front of the line, and will then eliminate the folks between.

Please be advised that Ynnad Corp is not responsible for any legal charges resulting from the use of Queue Cruncher! (Batteries not included.)

Queue Cruncher, when waiting in line just isn't an option.

Author's Note: Two points to anyone who can guess what song this came from. *grin*

Dan

Comments

[lrig-rorrim.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed this - it's cute, and I love the basic idea. The disclaimers really make it for me, though. Heh, batteries not included indeed. ;)

[muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid, everyone called me Danny. Around age ten or so, I decided that I needed to launch my own company, and instead of using the tired old cliché of naming it after myself, that I'd simply flip Danny around, thereby giving myself credit, and flaunting The Cool as well. Thus, Ynnad Corp was born. (Random I know, but I thought the Mirror Girl might find it slightly amusing.)

Hey, Apple doesn't even include cases with their crud, so why should we include batteries? *grin*

Dan