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Jan. 1st, 2037 12:02 am
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I tend to write a lot about my day-to-day experiences here. What this means is that family, friends, coworkers, and even one-time acquaintances can often lead starring roles in my journal. I myself don't think it matters who ends up reading what I scribble, but a few of the afore mentioned actors have requested that I lock all of my personal journal entries.

I'm a member of the writing community [community profile] therealljidol. Most of my public entries are posts for this community. Whether or not you're a member there, you're still welcome to comment on these entries.

Please comment here if you'd like me to grant you access.

Thank you.

Dan

Entrapment

Oct. 12th, 2026 09:25 pm
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LJI Week 3, Coprolite
Alex was laughing when Maddie answered his call.

"What?" she asked, dropping her backpack on the floor and sprawling across the bed.

"We were right," he told her, "he wasn't willing to spend a Friday night by himself, and scheduled a date with someone else."( Read more... )

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Dan

Big D

Oct. 3rd, 2026 12:40 am
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LJI Week 2, Vampire Load
The man I'd dubbed Spook fell in beside me when we were about a mile out from the target house.

"You look worried," he commented.

I shrugged. Sunset was about an hour off, and the chill air around us had a thrumming energy, a tense expectant feel I was all too familiar with. Landing on the islands shore had gone smoothly enough, and once dispatched, the aerial drones had confirmed the house was exactly where it should be, and yet … There were so many ways this little adventure could go balls up. Voicing my misgivings though, especially to this pretty boy who could've easily scored a recurring role on Baywatch, felt wrong.( Read more... )

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Dan
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LJI Week 1, Open Topic
The morning after Gran's funeral was mild and sunny, with a gentle breeze blowing through the window Ally had left open the night before. Sitting up, she rubbed at her face with both hands, and considered whether it'd be worth going downstairs and finding some coffee to drink. Craig had mentioned catching an early flight home today, so she might be able to say goodbye to him as well, always assuming he hadn't left yet.

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muchtooarrogant: Mr. October (Mr. October)
This Saturday in the LJ Idol Green Room, Gary was relating a bit about the community's past history, and mentioned an occurrence labeled Boobgate.

There are different sides of boobgate, much like... nevermind... Most of them are quite personal for those involved in related matters. Bottom line, there was a lot more playing out in the Green Room than anyone really knew. What people DID know however is that a male contestant came up with the idea of "The Girls of LJ Idol" nude calendar and started mentioning it to people, being fairly obnoxious about it.


After reading Gary's entry, I pondered the past Idol shenanigans for a bit, and then posted the following.

All I can say is WOW! I "believe" I started participating in Idol around Season 8, and so completely missed all of this! My only question is, "Why wasn't there any push to make a naked dudes of Idol calendar? I could've been both a writer and a late arriving centerfold!"


Admittedly, the two people who responded to my comment greeted it with hilarity and thinly veiled derision, but I was undeterred. When I told Lizbeth about all of this, she laughed as well, but I forgave her since she was also committed to making my delusions of grandeur come true.

"I bet I can use ChatGPT to create an icon for you," she proclaimed. "There's a photo of you at Sarah's wedding that looks really good, and I could have it replace your tuxedo with a swim suit."

"That would be most excellent!" enthused the blind man.

Now here, I would just like to say for the record that had it been up to me, I'd be using the first picture ChatGPT generated. As promised, the first image showed me reclining in a lounge chair wearing a bathing suit--more about that in a second. One of my arms was lying in a relaxed position along one side of my body, another arm was tucked seductively behind my head, and yet another was holding a towel. … Yeppers, for whatever reason, ChatGPT decided that the pin-up calendar version of Dan The Man should have three arms.

Unfortunately, this photo's downfall was its posture and swimwear. Remember the bathing suit? What I haven't mentioned was that it was a speedo, and that besides just being reclined in the lounge chair, Mr. October had his legs spread wide, creating a somewhat lurid display. When Lizbeth shared this photo with both daughters, their responses were as follows.

Amanda: OH, my eyes!

Sarah: No sir!

And so, ChatGPT was steered away from the R rating, and generated the below image.

A pin-up calendar photo of Dan The Man in a bathing suit.

I also created an icon, and used it when posting this entry. Which means, YES, now I can bring out Mr. October whenever I'm feeling that beefcake vibe!

I just … I'm really missing my third arm! We were together for so short a time!

Dan

I Believe

Sep. 4th, 2026 12:44 am
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LJI Week 0, Introduction
(Based very loosely on Kevin Costner's speech in the movie Bull Durham.)
I believe that our universe contains profound mysteries that humanity will never be able to solve, as well as the potential for amazing discoveries that will reshape who we are as a species. I just wish we were still out there, stretching to reach beyond our current limits, drinking tang, and broadening our vision to encompass more than one small planet.

I believe that any politician, liberal or conservative, who bases a campaign on tearing down their opponent, deserves to be ignored.

I believe you owe it to yourself and those around you to create opportunities for joy.

I believe that being blind is an important part of who I am, but it is far from the most important or interesting one, and isn't something I often mention to new acquaintances online. With that disclaimer out of the way, it is part of my life experience, and is therefore something I write about from time to time. For example, there's the decision I made to get my first Seeing Eye Dog, and an explanation of why I ain't gregarious!

I believe that Gen Z kids were coddled far too much while growing up, and are struggling to figure out who they want to be in the dark and dangerous world they've inherited.

I believe that participants in LJ Idol's 20th Anniversary Edition should be given at least two (2) Byes.

I believe it's important to enjoy the simple things in life, like a long and wandering conversation with your best friend, or the sound of wind chimes in a twilight forest, or playing hooky from work because you're in the middle of a really good book and you can't wait to figure out how it ends.

I believe that relationships are work.

I believe that booksellers shouldn't lump "Sci-Fi and Fantasy" together in the same category. They are each wonderful and unique in their own ways, and although some clever authors have blended the two, it's often frustrating to plow through a bunch of sword and sorcery, when all you want is a straight-forward spaceship adventure. (Sorry Lord Vader!)

I believe that just as youth is wasted on the young, vision is wasted on the sighted.

I believe the 20th anniversary of LJ Idol will be an amazing season, and I hereby promise to not write another entry that is nothing more than a long list of beliefs with occasional links.

Dan
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It's the 20th anniversary of LJ Idol, and you better believe I'm going to participate in that! Well, and let's be honest, participating in Idol is the only way I ever write here anymore.

The signup sheet is here, and I hope everyone reading this will join us!

The FAQ is here, and I'm also happy to answer any questions you have. I mean, I might not know the answer, but I can always make up something that sounds somewhat plausible. Also where Idol is concerned, the more plausible it sounds, the less true it probably is.

I just reread Gary's FAQ where he talks about who can sign up and says, "I originally conceived this as an ultra exclusive "All Stars" kind of thing," and then talks about the list he initially made--painful at 300, and an exercise in self-torment at 150.

"Dammit!" thought the blind man, "I want to see that list!"

Happy Idoling to everyone who decides to join, and if you can't, I hope you enjoy what I manage to post here.

Dan
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Greetings all. Unfortunately, a lot is going on at work and at home, so I've decided that this is my week to bow out.

For me, this has been a fantastic season. I was able to work in a couple of continuations of stories I had previously written, produce some cool new original fiction, and I loved the challenges that the wheel's twists brought into the game. My sincere thanks goes out to both [personal profile] simplyn2deep and [personal profile] alycewilson! [personal profile] simplyn2deep wrote a beautiful poem that served as an inspiration for one of my stories, and [personal profile] alycewilson was my first ever intersection partner.

As always, thank you [personal profile] clauderainsrm for creating and continuing to operate [community profile] therealljidol for all of us. It's proven to be an incredible gift to so many people!

Dan
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LJI Week 12: Happy Detritus
The white Husky stood at full attention, completely focused on the tennis ball Max was holding. Slowly, he began tossing the ball back and forth from one hand to the other, the dog's head tracking the fuzzy sphere's movement with radar-like intensity.

"You look tired, Bailey," Max observed, "should we stop playing for a while?"

"Ruff!" the dog proclaimed with earsplitting indignance.

"Such language!" Max chided.( Read more... )




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There were several other great entries this week, and I encourage you to read and vote for your favorites there as well.

Dan
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LJI Week 11: Tiger Team
The following story is a continuation of an entry I wrote during LJ Idol's last mini season, Future's Gambit. I wrote this entry to hopefully stand alone, but also decided to provide the link here in case you're interested.




388873: Your next assignment will be in Austin, TX at the Curtain Theatre on October 25.

Jesse Baker: Interesting, will I be in the audience or somewhere else?

388873: In the audience on the ground level.

JB: And the mission?

388873: The theater is located on private property, and the owner, Richard Garriott, is selling the land. October 25 is the theater's last performance date, Garriott will be there, and a deranged individual will attempt to kill him to prevent the sale.( Read more... )




If you enjoyed this entry, I hope you'll consider voting for it here: The Ballot
There were several other great entries this week, and I encourage you to read and vote for your favorites there as well.

Dan
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LJI Week 10: Intrigant
The only advantage to the rocky terrain surrounding him on every side was the possibility of locating a small nook or inconspicuous crevice for concealment. When his flyer had gone down, he had been fortunate enough to land in a flat area without too many massive boulders that would've risked smashing the flyer to pieces, but now, limping along on several injured limbs, he was seeking any large collection of rocks that would cast shadows, provide overhangs, or best of all, include a nice deep cave to scramble inside. Soon they would be hunting him by ground and by air, and before they got too close he would need to be hidden.( Read more... )




Voting information to follow.
This week it's a survivor vote, only open to contestants. Thank you for reading!

Dan
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To anyone who has seen me post writing responses to prompts from [community profile] therealljidol community and thought, "Hey, that looks like fun," this is your chance! When Gary, our fearless leader, spun the Wheel of Chaos this week to find out what twists would be introduced this time, one of the spots it landed on was, "CASTING CALL." That means that anyone previously eliminated from the competition can rejoin, and anyone else who wants in on the fun can sign up as well.
Click here for the sign up post.
Here's the FAQ for this season so you can discover what LJ Idol is all about.

Come on, you know you want to, come write with us!

Dan
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LJI Week 9: Edgelord
For the average person, when they're around someone who's blind, I firmly believe that their IQ score frequently drops by at least 50 points!

What's that you say?

"Dan, you're spouting provocative shit just to get a response. Don't be an edgelord!"

Ah, I see I'm going to have to prove it to you.( Read more... )
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LJI Week 8: Infrastructure
A few weeks ago, my wife, Lizbeth, got very excited about a device she saw a coworker using.

"They're Ray-Ban smart glasses from Meta," she gushed. "You can take pictures with them, listen to music, and ask the AI questions."( Read more... )
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LJI Week 7: Bats
My intersection partner this week was [personal profile] alycewilson, and you can read her excellent entry here. I think you can read our stories in any order.

A while back, I happened across a video on the BBC about a strange whirlpool effect that was spotted in the sky over Hawaii. Ever since then, I've wanted to write a story with the supposition, "What if the whirlpool wasn't caused by SpaceX like they theorized?" [personal profile] alycewilson was kind enough to indulge my flight of fancy, and I hope you enjoy both our entries this week.




Hanging up-side-down, claws locked into position, he was totally relaxed. Soon, very soon now, there would be an almost irresistible urge brought on by the day's gloaming. Ordinarily, the sleeping colony would be virtually silent, but there were millions of them here. rustling, an occasional squeak when one of them shifted position, a communal sense of rest and well-being in their group awareness of each other.( Read more... )

Reimagining

Aug. 2nd, 2025 06:08 pm
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LJI Week 6: Re-imagine another contestant's entry
In the second week of our competition, [personal profile] simplyn2deep wrote a beautiful poem about the breakdown of communication in a relationship. Below, I have attempted to write about a similar breakdown of communication in prose.




The morning sunlight dappled her sleeping form, dusky strands of hair fanned out across the pillow, overflowing on to the empty one beside it as well. The window blinds were closed, but a few of the metal slats had been bent, allowing the light to ingress.( Read more... )
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LJI Week 4: Figure of speech
The music was a physical thing; a wall of sound Gina had to push through in order to move forward. If she spread her arms, bent her legs, and leapt skyward, might the waves of sound allow her to float over the heads of the teaming humanity all around her? How many people were here? Mor importantly, how long would it be before the noise caused complaints and the cops arrived? She wasn't a high school kid anymore, but it would still be embarrassing if her dad had to bail her out of some local precinct.( Read more... )

Compulsion

Jul. 8th, 2025 11:47 am
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LJI Week 3: Ecco
His race car was bright red.

"VROOM!" Teddy growled deep in his throat, but not too loudly. Mommy was on the phone, and she wasn't using her happy voice.

"Seriously? You're going to talk to me about being responsible when you don't even ..."

The smooth gray path stretched out in front of him, and the harder he pushed, the faster his car went. He loved the whirring noise it made, and the way the light from the sky flashed off its shiny roof. The words mommy was saying behind him felt like sharp little knives, and made him want to run even faster. Push! Whirr! Run!

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Reversion

Jun. 28th, 2025 02:55 am
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LJI Week 2: If it’s any consolation
Ben had never imagined himself as someone who could foretell the future, and yet, as Ellen moved around their bedroom packing, a certainty grew within him that he was watching the end of his marriage. The piles of clothing she kept adding to her suitcase, the stack of books she crammed into her travel bag ... Would there be anything left in the closet by the time she finished?

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LJI Week 1: Quality
June 15 marked the ten year anniversary of working for my current employer. This was both gratifying and slightly amusing to me because of a comment made by one of my former coworkers when I left my previous job.

"An accessibility job for a large mainstream company?" they reportedly scoffed. "That'll probably only last a year, if that long."

Hello, still here!

Oh, don't get me wrong, it's definitely been a bumpy ride at times. Our team has always been that troublesome puzzle piece that company leadership wasn't quite sure where or how to slot into their operations. It was a bit like being part of a jigsaw puzzle where the assembler could change a piece's location, but also its size, and shape, and name, and overall purpose. And, don't let the default past tense of storytelling fool you, they're still at it!

The disadvantages to being that puzzle piece are obvious, but believe it or not, there were advantages too. For example, it meant I did the routine stuff like reviewing content to identify accessibility issues, but also worked with developers to design feature enhancements so that the content was easier to understand and navigate. Myself and other colleagues were encouraged to share our knowledge by responding to calls for papers at national conferences, and if we were accepted, got to travel to the conference and present are findings. Without a doubt though, customer research was one of the most interesting activities I got to participate in.

Of course, ten years ago, I didn't know anything about research or usability studies seeking customer feedback. When I was asked to help out with our first study, I sorta figured, you put together a prototype, showed it to the customer, let them play with it for a bit, and then asked a few questions. Easy-peasy! Yeah, not so much.

  • What are the research questions your study is trying to answer?

  • What prototypes or study materials will be shown to each participant?

  • Is there enough time to prepare the prototypes/study materials before the study is scheduled to begin?

  • Will participants need to sign nondisclosure agreements in order to view the prototypes/study materials, and has legal approved the language for those agreements?

  • Do you plan to compensate participants? If so, how much will each participant receive? Have you secured funding for the compensations, and if so, for how many participants?

  • Where will the study sessions take place, and is there a fee to use that space?

  • How much time will be allotted for each session?

  • How do you plan to recruit participants for the study?

  • Will any study participants be less than 18 years of age? If so, have you written a parent/guardian consent form? Has legal approved the consent form language?


You know that old Star Trek joke about the different management styles of captain Kirk verses Captain Picard? With Kirk, the strategy with a planet was beam down and poke any aliens with a stick, and if it was another ship, "Fire phasers!" Picard's strategy, no matter what was in the offing? "Lets hold a meeting."

Yup, you guessed it, I was on Picard's ship. So many meetings!

If you're reading the list of logistics above and thinking to yourself, "Dude, where's the fun?" I don't blame you. The answer was, in the beginning, I didn't have to worry about most of that stuff. I got to bounce potential research questions around with other team members, and then, once we had nailed down what we were trying to discover, I helped write the research protocol. The protocol was important because when you're conducting a usability study seeking feedback, the golden rule you're supposed to follow is to not bias the participants. The prototypes or study materials should be evaluated the same way by every participant, and one of the ways to ensure that consistency was to write a script that would be read in every session.

Now, what about the prototypes or study materials? Should you show those to participants in the same order every time as well? If you're like me and said, "Yes," I regret to inform you that you're wrong.

Think about it this way. You're participating in a research study lasting an hour and a half and looking at three different prototypes for the researchers. By the time you reach the third prototype, the likelihood is that you're going to be getting tired and imagining how nice it will be when the session's over and they stop asking you questions. If I always presented the prototypes in the same order, prototype number three would probably get a pretty raw deal. So, as researchers you counterbalance or change the order of items being evaluated.

Yes, it was a lot to keep track of, and it did get just a bit tedious reading the same script to six or eight participants every day during the study, but the payoff was being able to meet and speak with people with no filters in-between you and their opinions. The hard part, if you can believe it in this age of social media where people seem compelled to find fault with every little thing, was convincing participants to answer honestly and in depth. "We want to know what you like and what you don't like about each prototype, and you won't hurt our feelings in any way by telling us what you think about them."

There were typically three or four of us in the room with a study participant, one person reading the script and asking questions, and the others observing reactions and taking notes. We encouraged participants to "talk through" their experience while exploring a prototype, and I imagine they sometimes may have felt as though they were under a microscope. If they had a pensive expression or made an unhappy noise, one of us would invariably say, "Could you please share with us what you're thinking right now?"

It was time consuming, and exhausting, and while a study was going on, we'd barely had time to grab a meal in-between sessions. Is it weird if I say I miss the experience?

The last study I participated in was during the summer of 2022 at a conference in New Orleans, just after the July 4th holiday. We all wore masks during each session because COVID was very much still a thing. While venturing out for a late dinner one evening, a coworker accidently led me into a hole in a New Orleans sidewalk. Before the conference was over, we had to push the abort button and head home because everyone on the research team, except me, caught COVID. And finally, when I did arrive home, I decided to self-quarantine in a hotel for a few days, just in case I might still be a carrier of the dreaded virus.

Yeah, even with all of that, I still miss conducting research studies.

Dan
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