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Dan ([personal profile] muchtooarrogant) wrote2015-11-25 10:31 am
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Curmudgeon At Large

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You know that “polite company” filter most people use to screen their conversations?

Mine doesn’t work so well. Okay, that’s not really accurate... It has been known to work reasonably well, so long as I give enough of a shit to implement it. Most of the time, I don’t.

In June this year, I started working for a new company. Being so wet behind the ears, I was hopeful that I might possibly avoid the annual drudgery of filling out a performance review this month, but no such luck. Besides the mutually agreed upon goals my manager and I had developed, there were also four core company beliefs for which I had to list examples demonstrating my participation and understanding. They were:

  • Accountable: Drives results by owning the solution, getting the right people involved and delivering on promises.

  • Brave: Takes bold and decisive action to deliver ambitious outcomes, and champions a culture of high performance.

  • Decent: Listens, encourages and respects difference; treats all people fairly, with honesty and transparency.

  • Imaginative: Looks beyond their immediate job both inside and outside Company X and introduces new ways of seeing, thinking and working.


I was in a groove, rolling out the BS, and then got stuck.

Over Skype to Coworker
Dan: I’m stuck for something to put under Decent on my performance review. Do you think my sense of humor, ragging on everyone, regardless of their rank and power over me, counts?
Sam: I think that counts for Curmudgeon At Large. :)

Of course, then he ruined it by saying how much I had supported not only himself, but also two interns we hired over the summer. Still though, I like that title!

This past week, I attended a conference in Albuquerque. Although I’ve been to many many work conferences before, this was a totally new experience for me. Instead of being stuck behind an exhibit booth, playing the sales drone and giving demonstrations to whomever I could capture as they wandered by, I could actually attend sessions and learn a few things. During the last session though, that Curmudgeon At Large title became relevant again.

There were for of us from my company, and because we had to leave for the airport as soon as the session was scheduled to end, we all sat together. As we were claiming our seats and getting situated—standing by our chairs, gossiping, and blocking through traffic--a teacher I knew from the TX School for the Blind said hello, and I introduced her to my colleagues. She then introduced the person sitting next to her—we’ll call her Stephanie W.

“Oh,” I said, stretching out my hand to shake, “I don’t believe we’ve met. My name is Dan.”

“Oh Dan,” she responded, somewhat snootily I thought, “you’re silly. This is Stephanie from Region 11.”

Retrieving my hand, which she had not bothered to shake, I said, “H’m, I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize your last name.”

To myself, I thought, “Oh, THAT Stephanie!”

We did indeed know each other. About three years ago, she had taken over the teaching coordinator position at Region 11, an educational service center in Fort Worth that had formerly been one of my best customers, and had promptly ignored almost every communication I had sent her. It had been a shock, both because the former coordinator and I had gotten on very well, and because I had known Stephanie previously as a teacher and thought we also had a pretty solid relationship.

“Well,” she explained, “I got married about four years ago, but never bothered to change my ID. It finally expired the other day and I had to.”

“Oh,” I said, smiling widely, “waiting to see if it would work out?”

“Wooooooooow,” exclaimed Sam, who was sitting next to me, “I would have to know someone for a really long time before I said something like that.”

Stephanie and I both agreed that we had, and then she turned around.

I am very thankful to now be working for a new employer after putting in twelve years with the old one. I’m just as thankful that the self-evaluation part of said company’s performance review process is now complete. And finally, I’m thankful that everyone who works with me is now familiar with the golden rule, “Don’t mess with the Curmudgeon At Large!”

Dan

[identity profile] sarcasmoqueen.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate those stupid company initiatives that so many large companies want us to embrace - my company's for 2015 is "Heart, Harmony, Hunger". I don't even know WTF that means!

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I can understand the heart and harmony ones, but hunger? I think someone in your HR department was already focused on Thanksgiving, which was last month for you guys, right?

Ah well, at least the silly performance thing's over for another year.

Dan

[identity profile] murielle.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a team player. This kind of thing would drive me nuts. Enjoyed reading about it though.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the story.

Dan

[identity profile] rayaso.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear god those "core company beliefs" are soul killing. Do people actually think they mean anything? It seems like language from "Dilbert" cartoons. I can see why you're a curmudgeon!

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Do people think they mean anything? LOL Being a newbie at this company, I can't say for sure, but I decided to interpret them as a particularly evil writing challenge, and rolled with it from there.

Thanks for reading.

Dan

[identity profile] rejeneration.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do people actually think they mean anything? It seems like language from "Dilbert" cartoons."

THIS!! =D

[identity profile] rejeneration.livejournal.com 2015-11-27 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Dan! -grin (I also snerk!)-

I worked in academia for 15 years (at the University of Illinois). While I'm not 100% apprized of what you did previously (or what you do now, for that matter ;D), I know the _type_. All too well.

I was never so happy to leave a job. I loved my students, I loved several of the people I worked with (the down to Earth folks), but there were so many people so caught up in their own ego... it was painful most days. And almost personally disastrous for me (that's probably TMI, but also true). It sounds like you're in such a better positions now! I say all this, because... I think sometimes we have to go through all that hard stuff to get to where we're most happy. =D

I hope that's the case for you! And it sounds like you have SUCH a wonderful family (and people surrounding you) to help make that happen! =D

- (new friend) Jen
Edited 2015-11-27 22:23 (UTC)

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-29 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Two other employees left my old company around the same time I did (One person about two months prior to my leaving, and another a month after I left.) I still keep in touch with both of them, and we've all said how enjoyable it has been to "finally" be free. Melodrama aside, I think it's interesting that all three of us feel the same, and agree we're in a better place now.

Did you teach at Northern Illinois University? I've been there a few times for my old job, and they have an excellent certification program for people becoming teachers of the visually impaired.

Thanks for reading my snarky answer to the prompt. *grin*

Dan

[identity profile] ellison.livejournal.com 2015-11-28 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I introduce myself a lot to people I've already met, lol! Happens a bunch with my husband's coworkers, because months go by in between when I see them, so I often forget who I've met and who I haven't. Latest tactic is to just act like I'm old friends with everyone, haha! Which has kinda been working out!

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-28 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I like that strategy! *grin*

Thanks for reading!

Dan

[identity profile] adoptedwriter.livejournal.com 2015-11-29 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Not thankful for corporate tag lines and the dreaded " mission statements". Cute story! AW

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-29 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading, and glad you enjoyed.

Dan
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[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but you see, self-evaluations are the perfect solution for managers. That way, instead of having to write something on their own, they can just go over what you wrote. LOL

Thanks for reading!

Dan

[identity profile] grail76.livejournal.com 2015-11-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I gave up random Curmudgeoning a while back. About the time the company I worked for changed and seemed to know what it was doing.

Though I still Curmudgeon occasionally in private.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-11-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good skill to hold in reserve. You never know when you might need it. :)

Thanks for reading!

Dan

[identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com 2015-11-30 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Haha-- Carmudgeon at Large. I think that title could apply to me too, sometimes. Though I do try to rein it in.

I hate having to pitch my performance against fluffy company objectives. Corporate America-- a sea of rotating buzzwords and ideals. Oy.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, the corporate speak is VERY annoying, but at least I'm involved in some really cool projects, and that helps. Plus, my team's boss doesn't really take the buzz words seriously, she just has to work inside the system. :)

Dan

[identity profile] bleodswean.livejournal.com 2015-11-30 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we need a filter-less holiday! One day a year....Then we could use the rest of the days to recover, realign, revenge ourselves or whathaveyou.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, cause then I could only be myself once a year. LOL

Thanks for reading!

Dan

[identity profile] eternal-ot.livejournal.com 2015-12-01 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha..This was a nice way of putting it..All the best with your new job. Enjoyed reading this..:)

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, and glad you enjoyed!

Dan

[identity profile] sinnamongirl.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha... oh, the filter. I'm working on that myself. And I'm tucking that "waiting to see" comment away in my brain in case I can ever use it myself ;)

Perhaps you should make some personal cards that say Curmudgeon at Large? That's a cool title.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, personal cards! I love that idea! *grin*

Thanks for reading!

Dan

[identity profile] alycewilson.livejournal.com 2015-12-09 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
I can see how you would be proud to own a title like Curmudgeon at Large. It denotes someone who is independent and who doesn't just mindlessly acquiesce to everything.

[identity profile] muchtooarrogant.livejournal.com 2015-12-09 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I certainly try to be that person to some extent, although I like to think that I don't usually zing people unless they've asked for it. :)

Dan