Well, you know, the traditional method is to go downtown to Legal Aid and request help with the paperwork to get a judge to slap him with a child support order; slaughtering a random passerby in order to sacrifice to a revenge goddess just seems a bit like overkill. And you don't get any money out of it, so you're still stuck trying to figure out how you're going to buy Junior some Cheerios and/or whether it's actually safe to put Baby up for adoption with all the horror stories about the foster care system. Plus there's the blood to wash out, and you'll have to wear long sleeves over the cuts from sacrificing your own blood to hide the scars, and that oath might just be inconvenient to fulfill, seeing as you're about to embark on a lot of frantic juggling of limited time.

...Which is to say that I also imagine Tiffany must be fairly impractical. Or perhaps she has anger-management issues?

Oh no, no Frosted Flakes! However will you survive?

Jem